Angry Zen Master

Why yes, yes you can.

Dukes of Jessica Simpson's Hot Ass opens today. If you wish to join the ranks in my War on Shitty Movies, I encourage you all to save your money for another day, a glorious day when you can go to the theater safe in the knowledge that you will be witness to an original idea that will unfold in all it's cinematic glory.

Or you can just hop on over to your local AFI or Landmark and catch that fun penguin flick!

Stay away from the Dukes. The show wasn't all that good to begin with and you know it!

And while you're at it, stay away from any comic book with the name Pat Lee in it. I don't care what he says. Actions speak louder than words. And until he helps his former employees get paid or fucking pays them out of pocket, my boycott of all things Pat Lee stands. There should be some accountability in this world, even in comics. The industry doesn't seem to be listening so it's up to us fans to make sure he never forgets.

And soda. Soda is bad for you. You don't really want a Fanta. You want those hot chicks. But Fanta won't get you a hot chick.

Otakon is right around the corner. I’ll be in the artist alley for a good deal of time and I’ll be sketching and commissioning for five bucks a pop. I’m also going to try to get some post cards printed up to advertise the site. Who knows, it might even feature some of the new characters that will be introduced in the course of this war.

Even if you don’t want to pay me for fun arts, come by and say hey. See ya there!

I did a few guest comics for the guys at Mac Hall.

Good timing too cause apparently Ian's machine is frelled. Yuck! Which reminds me, I should make a backup of all my stuff somewhere.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy the guest strips. What was intended as a short one pager turned into a three so stay tuned.

See you guys at Otakon!